For the uninitiated, here's the article that keyed this off: (Link ). Apparently, MM's a crappy tipper despite his portrayal of himself as "defender of the everyman":

10. I just got off the plane and didn't get a chance to convert my money from Euro's

9. I left a lottery ticket with it; it worked for Nick Cage's character in that movie!

8. Halliburton stole it!

7. Too much Moo shoo, not enough pork.

6. Left all my cash in the GString of the stripper at the club; she was the only one who'd give me some "play"

5. Spent it all in "Bling!" at Zales!

4. Hybrid SUV's cost money, ya know!

3. Had to make the "Black Friday!" sale at Sears!

2. It's a right wing conspiracy!

And the number one reason Michael Moore only tipped 3%....

1. I ate it! I thought it was a mint!