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OK, so Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine to monitor his girlfriend, Katie Holmes' pregnancy. On first glance, this might just seem to be an overzealous future father using his enormous wealth to do what any father would do. On closer inspection, though, it reeks of hypocrisy and stupidity.

First, sonograms on demand are a damn stupid idea. They use radiation in those things, Tommy boy, and it's not too wise to expose a developing fetus to a constant dose just to satisfy your egotistical whims. Then there's the matter of electrical usage. I'm pretty sure sonograms are NOT low wattage appliances, and using them in energy starved southern California is wasting energy that could best be used elsewhere.

Then there's the fact that Scientology boy criticizes other individuals, most notably Brooke Shields, for their use of medications to improve their condition. If Tom doesn't think other people should avail themselves of medical advances, why should he? If he and Katie are up on all their Scientology therapies, there shouldn't be any risk to the baby to monitor.

Tom Cruise has repeatedly shown that the beliefs he endorses are standards for OTHER PEOPLE, not for him. By embodying the concept of Hollywood waste and self indulgence, he's shown himself to be an idiot's idiot.

Nice job, Maverick!


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on Nov 26, 2005
My favorite is that he plans to give the machine to charity after the baby is born.

Problem with that? The hospitals probably won't want used equipment.

What he should do? He and Katie should autograph it and put it up on eBay.

It would fetch a lot more money there than just some dumb ol' used sonogram machine would.
on Nov 26, 2005
I agree wholeheartedly, Gid. He's a nutjob. That interview with Matt Lauer proved it to me. This is just icing on the cake.
on Nov 26, 2005
Did you see the scientology south park? I know its south park but if that's really what scientologist believe how could anyone be a scientologist?

It's funny how far Tom's standing has fallen in just a short year. A fickle public or did he finally just get too big for his britches and everyone noticed?
on Nov 26, 2005
I know its south park but if that's really what scientologist believe how could anyone be a scientologist?


Haha. It was a great episode. And if that's not exactly what they believe, it's pretty close (according to some things I've read).

Tom Cruise is a douche bag.
on Nov 26, 2005
Tom Cruise is a douche bag.


Forgot to say it. Tom Cruise is a douche bag.

Everybody now!
on Nov 26, 2005

Tom Cruise is a douche bag.

Tom Cruise is not a Douche bag! I resent anyone saying that!

More like a colonostopy bag.  Please get it right.

on Nov 26, 2005
Hmmm I agree he is a bit eccentric, but what does he have in common with the Gavia Immer or with a bag for holding the water or other fluid used in douching?
on Nov 26, 2005
Tom Cruise is not a Douche bag! I resent anyone saying that!More like a colonostopy bag. Please get it right.


ROFL......

ohhhh boy!

I've heard of Sunday morning comics, but this is over the top!
on Nov 26, 2005
I've heard of Sunday morning comics, but this is over the top!


My applogies.

I just had to uphold the honor.