Bakerstreet's article on the Gaede twins was appropriately timed, as I had just read about them for the first time.

For those who don't know, the Gaede twins are blonde haired blue eyed singers from a white supremacist family whose views are expressed in their songs, which include a tribute to Rudolph Hess. The thing is, they're 13, and have basically been taught these views from birth by their parents.

I'm not a fan of using children as tools for political expression in manners such as this. The views they are espousing are not necessarily theirs, but those of their parents.

BUT, parents teaching their children these views ARE protected by the First Amendment. As well they should be.

Because, you see, the first amendment also supports my right to say that, in a perfect world, these parents would be forcefully deprived of their genitals, which would then be fed to starving bandicoots! (NOTE: The preceeding sentence was meant for satirical purposes only and not meant to imply any threat to the Gaede family!)