Well, the libs have me convinced. Our fearless leader, George W. Bush, and his cronies, caused Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath!

In a nefarious plot worthy of the likes of Drs. Evil and/or Strangelove, Bush consulted Pat Robertson and ordered him to break his prayer chain for the assassination of Hugo Chavez and boils on the ass of everyone associated with the Kennedy clan except St. Schwarzennegger. He then ordered Pandering Pat to concentrate his efforts full time on the destruction of that din of iniquity, the New Orleans Saints (with the dastardly city and its sinful football team out of the way, Bush had hopes on his beloved Cowboys garnering a wild card berth in this year's NFL season). Bush realized that the aftermath of the hurricane would improve long term inflation figures by killing off a significant number of the workforce and would similarly reduce welfare numbers. He then called his friend Jeane Dixon to confirm that the hurricane was, indeed, on the way to New Orleans before his check to Pat had cleared.

Then came the hurricane, which was everything Bush expected it to be. A couple of well placed missiles destroyed the levees in New Orleans, and Bush rubbed his greedy little hands together and called the trilateral commission (should that be capitalized!) which conspired to drive oil prices to astronomical heights and break the backs of the American workers. Then, Bush retired to his secret island lair to enjoy his newly acquired school of sharks with lasers attached to their heads.

Gosh, it's fun being a conspiracy theorist!