I've decided it's time for gid to cash in on the gravy train of Middle Eastern politics. My first order of business will be to manufacture urinals with the American flag emblazoned on them for middle easterners who can't stand America to make a statement without the use of heavy explosives. I will then send them some "Free Abu Jamal" Tshirts, which I can probably order wholesale (libs won't mind, as it will provide badly needed press for the release of one of their favorite cop killers, and the insurgents will like it, as there are probably 563 guys named "Abu Jamal" in Gitmo.) I will then begin selling autographed glossies of Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon...those should be a big hit.

But where I really plan to strike it rich is with "Don't blame me...I voted for Achmed" bumper stickers. Those should be a big hit.

Now to find someone to translate it properly into Arabic...the last guy didn't do a good job and now I'm stuck with 498,752 "Go drink camel piss and jump in the euphrates" fanny packs (I DID successfully sell 1,248 of them to PFLAG, convincing them they said "Gay Arabics have rights, too).