What if God had a blog?

Published on June 17, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

OK, I'm asking for your creative juices here to suggest blog titles God might write (for you atheists, just play along, k?). Here's my starter list:

Jerry Falwell said WHAT? I'm SO Embarrassed
News to Muslims: The 70 virgin thing ain't happenin'
For THIS I sent my son to die?
Only Monty Python got it right...It's CHEESEMAKERS, dammit! CHEESEMAKERS!
Pranks I played on gullible holy rollers
Insider stock tips for the faithful (Custom audience)

I'd love to hear your ideas as well!

Comments (Page 1)

Moderateman

on Jun 17, 2005

{loud voice from the sky} I already have a blog gid.

Texas Wahine

on Jun 17, 2005

Just eat the hotdog, kid...it won't cost you anything. (Except for your SOUL...muahahahahaha!)

Zoomba

on Jun 17, 2005

"2000 Years, and they STILL don't get it"
"Self-Help Book: A New You in 7 Days a Crock of Sh*t!"
"Holy Wars and Why they Don't Work"
"Son a bit late getting back to you... been busy doing chores"
"Reality TV: Ha! *I* can fire The Donald"
"I thought about it, but Adam & Steve didn't have the same ring to it..."
"This New Me Isn't Working... Maybe it's Time to Level A City Again"
"Arc of the Covenant: INFINITE COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space"
"I gave you TEN rules... and you couldn't even manage that"

Zoomba

on Jun 17, 2005

"STOP PUTTING MY PROPHETS IN LOONEY BINS!"

Dr Guy

on Jun 17, 2005

Uh, he did not like it and posted triple?

Dr Guy

on Jun 17, 2005

Worse, he does not want me to correct it!

Dr Guy

on Jun 17, 2005

Catholics: I said CELBRATE not CELIBATE.

Geesh! What more can I do?

Ionolast

on Jun 17, 2005

I like them all pretty well. How about

"To Orthodox Jews: I was joking!"

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 17, 2005

how about ..

"The Pope's hat, Mel Gibson and other things that crack me up"

or

"So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..."

or

"Why do only rappers and boxers thank me?"

latour999

on Jun 18, 2005

God already has a blog

Link

ParaTed2k

on Jun 18, 2005

The Holy Bible, The Book of Mormon, The Pearl of Great Price & The Docrine & Covenants.

God's blogs, indexed by century, people and prophet. ;~D

Gideon MacLeish

on Jun 18, 2005

I'd really like to steer this away from an in depth theological discussion. That's why I posted it in the humor section. But I think my favorites so far are:

Just eat the hotdog, kid...it won't cost you anything. (Except for your SOUL...muahahahahaha!)

"Arc of the Covenant: INFINITE COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space"

"So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..."

And, to add another if I may (of COURSE I may...it's MY blog):

"The Joy of Smiting"

ParaTed2k

on Jun 18, 2005

Don't sweat it Gid, the humor aspect is why I added "God's blogs, indexed by century, people and prophet. ;~D"

Maybe I'm the only one who thought it was funny. ;~D

Gene Nash

on Jun 18, 2005

Why I Get To Be A Bigamist And You Don't
Being The "Bride Of Christ" Does Not Make Men Gay
Jonah And The Big Fish: The Inside Story
God Reveals All! Startling Revealtions And Revealationists!
That's Gross! Mosses Put Your Shoes Back On!
Kids! Whatsa Matter With These Kids Today!
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
So You Want To Be An Infidel
Hell: Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?
Why I Let Solomon Slip All That Dirty Stuff Into My Book --Or -- Song Of Solomon, It's Not Just For Bathroom Walls
Hey, Jude, Don't Make It Bad
Don't Make Me Come Down There
Forgive Me, Children, For I Am Perfect
Fallwell: Every Throne Room Needs A Jester
Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Take 'Em
Don't Play Dumb With Me
Agape NOT Eros!
Why Weren't You Interested In MY "Free Love"?
The Jury Decided WHAT?!?!?!
You Heard What I Said The First Time
Sheeple Are Good For Business
"Pearl Of Great Price" Half Off, One Day Only
Oy Vey!
So, Then I Made Him Bark Like A Dog...
The Democratic Party: My New Plan For Separating Sheep From Goats
Out To Lunch -- Be Back In 2000 Years

foreverserenity

on Jun 20, 2005

Very amusing Gid! I can't think of any right now but these guys are doing very well so far!

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