Those Morgan Stanley commercials are starting to creep me out. First there was the couple on the beach where the man talks to the woman about building their dream house and she asks her husband, who has been out of sight all this time, what he thinks. Then there's the business where the Morgan Stanley guy is made to look like the CEO at a ribbon cutting ceremony. Third is the one where the Morgan Stanley guy is talking about a recent graduate's personal stories from childhood as if he were the father. The idea, as the commercial professes, is that they are "unusually devoted to your dreams".

Yeah. There's a word for that. It's called "Stalker".

I'm just hoping the Schwab guy isn't that creepy.