A couple weeks ago, while surfing BlogClicker, I came across a blog where the blogger was soliciting items to sell for surgery. As I surf many blogs over the day, I thought no more of it.
Until today, when I stopped briefly on the blog. I will spare some of the details so as to spare the blogger SOME embarrassment, but suffice it to say, the money was being raised for a SEX CHANGE.
Now, see, I don't care if you're a man wanting to be a female, a female wanting to be a man, or wish to have "spare" organs transplanted onto yourself, whatever. There's a constitutional right to be a freak in this country, and far be it from me to interfere with the founding fathers' obvious original intent of the right to have unnatural parts put on your person. But I don't intend to foot the bill.
Now, I know, I've obviously invoked the ire of the Transsexual freak of nature alliance here, but...can't you sell candy bars or something? Or go on Springer? I'm sure one of those whack jobs would be willing to perform a free phallus removal with a bowie knife sterilized with Jack Daniels.
No matter how "accepting" we get as a society, I remain convinced that there are SOME things we were never meant to do.