So Wendy's is offering free frosties to anyone who asks this weekend. Sure, it's probably planned to counter negative publicity generated who tried to hit Wendy's up with accusations of "extra meaty" chili, but that is really not the point here.
The point is, there is no Wendy's near us. Not even remotely. I think I would have to drive 75 miles to Amarillo for this tasty confection, and then it really wouldn't be worth the gas money, would it?
I think I'll sue. What the heck, it can't hurt!