New State Mottos

Published on May 10, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

The old state mottos are tired and worn. It's time for some new state mottos, and here are a few I'm proposing (some are lifted from other sources, most are mine):

Wisconsin: Smell our Dairy Air

Nevada: When California falls into the ocean, we'll be beachfront property, baby!

Arkansas: Someone has to be 50th in education

Ohio: Our National Guard hasn't shot a student in 35 years

Indiana: "More than Corn in Indiana" my ASS!

Georgia: Our wide open spaces are bigger than Ted Turner's Ego!

Florida: the homemade raft capital of the world

Massachussetts: We're moving to Canada...You can HAVE the Kennedy family!

Washington: Repeat after me: Washington state, WEST COAST...Washington DC, EAST COAST!

Oregon: PETA refugee camp

Any others?

Comments

Manopeace

on May 10, 2005

Texas: Today the State, Tomorrow the Nation

Moderateman

on May 10, 2005

California: zoned Republican free.

Zoomba

on May 10, 2005

Pennsylvania: We're sorry about Tom Ridge

Dr Guy

on May 10, 2005

Massachuttes: If we can elect a drunk and a skunk, we will vote for anyone.

Vermont: Sane people need not apply.

Zoomba

on May 10, 2005

Connecticut: Our Governor will buy your Governor

MasterWriter

on May 10, 2005

North Carolina: Jesse Helms isn't our Senator any more.

MasterWriter

on May 10, 2005

Maryland: State of sea-level hillbillies.

Texas Wahine

on May 10, 2005

Hawaii: You want mac salad with your plate lunch, brah?

OR

Haoles go home (leave your wallets here).

NJforever

on May 10, 2005

New Jersey: "Give pollution a chance."

Spc Nobody Special

on May 10, 2005

Texas: Today the State, Tomorrow the Nation

But wouldn't you have to add Yesterday the Nation too?

I always liked Texas, Like it, or get the f--k out.

Spc Nobody Special

on May 10, 2005

But then I think NYC is already using that one........

Nebraskawoman

on May 10, 2005

Nebraska: If you ain't a Husker fan, you ain't @#$%

More joke mottos can be found at : political humor

MarcieMoo

on May 10, 2005

Nevada: When California falls into the ocean, we'll be beachfront property, baby!

*laughing hysterically* My assistant principal said that about us just a few weeks ago.

kingbee

on May 10, 2005

Wisconsin: Smell our Dairy Air

then kiss it

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