If "Star Wars" is PG-13 ANYWAY...

Published on May 6, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Entertainment

Well, I had to post a personal followup comment to TexasWahine's comments about Star Wars: Ep. III's PG-13 rating. I am sure this will get an "insightful" from all the lightsaber waving fans of the world.

Anyway, if it's going to be PG-13 anyway, why not some Padme full frontal? Come on, Lucas, throw us a bone! This is as close as some of your fans will get to a REAL human female breast.

Or maybe he's saving that for the director's cut?

Comments

Evorg

on May 06, 2005

Your second paragraph is what convinced me to give you an insightful.

Although I'm not a lightsaber waver, I'll just count on my trusty old shotgun for those close encounters.

It just seems like whenever the studio or director coddle to the fans the movie turns out to be crap.

Just let the directors tell the story they want to tell, the way they want to tell it, and the movie generally turns out pretty good.

I'm glad Lucas made the movie he wanted to make. It's his story to tell.

sushiK

on May 06, 2005

I think they already helped us out in Ep I with her form fitting white outfit that gave a hint of camel toe

Oops did i just say that or think that?

Gideon MacLeish

on May 06, 2005

ROFL sushik....

Dr Guy

on May 06, 2005

Well, it would be no worse that what you can see at your local mall.

bakerstreet

on May 06, 2005

That's the girl from "The Professional". I'd feel like a perv. I've got a feeling Natalie Portman is one of those gals that the anticipation far outweighs the actual content, anyway.

Meh, maybe if you recast the role to Salma Hayek. It would at least make for a little "content" in the "adult content".

P.S. Yeah, just to make sure she hadn't exploded into a late bloom or something I looked her up on google images. Nothing to write home about.

Texas Wahine

on May 06, 2005

If you guys are going to get boobies, there ought to be something for the ladies as well...

sushiK

on May 06, 2005

If you guys are going to get boobies, there ought to be something for the ladies as well...

how about a Sith Penii? or Emperor ass? or Yoda yam bags?

bakerstreet

on May 06, 2005

" If you guys are going to get boobies, there ought to be something for the ladies as well..."

Mmm, I'm thinking if you made Anakin or Obi Wan nekkid, it wouldn't be the gals flocking to the theater. Let Joel Schumacher direct it. Darth would have a codpiece and nipples. Nothing like metrosexual evil to reinvigorate sci fi with the "Queer Eye" crowd.

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