Well, it seems Mr. Demi Moore...err, Ashton Kutcher, made a bet with his producer that if his new movie "A Lot Like Love" tops the weekend box office, he'll do a Calvin Klein underwear ad. With the lovely Amanda Peet as his costar, I think it's a safe bet we'll be forced to endure Kutcher in his skivvies.

Now, to some women that might not be a bad thing. I understand that (frankly, if Amanda Peet had a similar Victoria's Secret ad deal going, I'd buy tickets for our entire household and livestock). But that's not my point.

While not entirely untalented, Kutcher obviously hit the gold mine when he started dating Demi Moore. He's in everything (and I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas does a recut of the first three [read: last three] Star Wars movies that includes Kutcher as a young Han Solo or something....Lucas has sold out just that much...but I digress). Even those who happen to worship the water they think Kutcher walks on should be quick to concede that there can be such a thing as TOO MUCH exposure (pun partly intended).

Ashton, Ashton, Ashton....please, for the sake of humanity, give us a break!