Well,this is a disappointment I am sure I share with Gene Nash. Sadly, the conclave of cardinals did not select me as pope, a move that will force me to reevaluate my employment options.
Maybe I'll have to reconsider the presidential run in 2008.
Gideon, you cant be. You are married!
And that is not a hint for you to get unmarried!
Now Gene, I am sure he is very disappointed
YOU would look good in that hat. Trust me, would I lie?