Disappointment at Not Being Selected Pope

Published on April 19, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

Well,this is a disappointment I am sure I share with Gene Nash. Sadly, the conclave of cardinals did not select me as pope, a move that will force me to reevaluate my employment options.

Maybe I'll have to reconsider the presidential run in 2008.

Comments

Dr Guy

on Apr 19, 2005

Gideon, you cant be. You are married!

And that is not a hint for you to get unmarried!

Now Gene, I am sure he is very disappointed

Gideon MacLeish

on Apr 19, 2005

dr.guy,I covered all this in my sister blog (shameless self promotion). I feel that being a married protestant would be an ASSET for me as pope....lol

Shovelheat

on Apr 19, 2005

If I were pope that hat would just HAVE to go...

Gideon MacLeish

on Apr 19, 2005

That hat,dear sir,is one of the principle reasons why I wish to BE pope (well,that and the popemobile,but I digress).

Shovelheat

on Apr 19, 2005

The popemobile would be cool, but I guess I'd have to get rid off my ass,gas,or grass nobody rides for free license plate holder...

Dr Guy

on Apr 20, 2005

If I were pope that hat would just HAVE to go...

YOU would look good in that hat. Trust me, would I lie?

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