In the wake of so many lists of left/right inconsistencies, I was pondering a few the other day. Feel free to add more (or inconsistencies of the right as well; equal opportunity here):

Leftists:

• Believe that a woman has a right to abort a fetus without the father's consent, but if she chooses to keep it, that father better pay for it till it's 18.
• Believe that developmentally disabled individuals are wonderful individuals, worthy of respect and esteem, but they should be terminated when such defects are found in utero.
• Believe that beavers, which damage many acres of wetlands per year, have a right to populate unchecked and do whatever damage they may to the environment, but builders who build across the same wetlands are an unconscionable evil and must be stopped.