This article falls in the "not necessarily tongue in cheek" category.
I feel that, in my time on JU, I have put out a reasonable body of work. The problem is, with my computer time limited to library access, I am not able to edit and compile my pieces in the wee small hours of the morning, which is when I am most creatively active.
So, what I am proposing is this: knowing that I have no funds outright, if there is someone out there who is willing to help me compile the hodgepodge of articles that I have out onto JoeUser into book form and assist me in marketing said book, I would be willing to contract to split all profits 50/50 with said editor.
This would require an effort of time on your part, and a reasonable amount of editing skills. I will make myself available to anyone who is serious in this endeavour as much as I can be, and would be willing to spend whatever time and energy needs to be spent in marketing and promoting the end product.
While this may end up in the JU junk pile, it may be a serious opportunity if someone wishes to avail themselves of it. If you're not familiar with my work, but think you might be up to the task, feel free to peruse my archives and let me know what you think. I can be reached at: Email