The journey from there to here

Saturday, I had decided to go into town to check out an auction. I had some reservations regarding it, given the person involved, and so I went to the auction site to check out the vehicles scheduled to be auctioned, and they were, as I suspected, junk (all but those that had been listed in the ad were 4 cylinders, and the few full sized trucks and vans were not worth waiting around to try to buy). So, I decided to hit the pawn shops looking for lawnmowers (I'm trying to get some lawn jobs come spring, and thus, need lawnmowers). The first pawn shop I went to was a bust, though there were a few tools I might go back for if the lucre fairy visits anytime soon. At the second pawn shop, I got to check out the mowers they found there, and found one that ran nice, and bought it along with a weedeater with a bent shaft (for parts). I then went to Salvation Army and found a nonrunning mower, but the engine recoiled nicely, and the throttle worked, so I bought it along with. So then, I had two mowers, one working, one not, and a nonworking weedeater when I arrived at home. When added to my collection, it made for a total of three push mowers(to be fair, one nonworking mower was bought as part of the deal to get the riding mower cheap) , one working, a riding mower (motor works, transaxle doesn't), and a nonworking weedeater. Add to that the old Dodge in the backyard and you have the makings of a small redneck empire, I figure.

Well, later on at night, still infuriated after my encounter with Rev. Jack (see blog prior), I decided to tinker. I needed to pull the transaxle off the riding mower, but was stymied by some incredibly stubborn bolts and couldn't borrow the tools I needed till morning. So I turned my attentions to the second push mower I had bought. I put it through every test I could, and was delighted to find it passed every one. The valves were seating, it was getting spark, and the throttle was working. So, I cleaned off the fouled spark plug and putzed with the carb for a little while, and the engine roared to life very soon after. This morning, I pulled the transaxle off of the riding mower.

So now, the count's three push mowers, two working, one not, a riding mower (in pieces due to the transaxle removal), a nonworking weedeater and the aforementioned Dodge. I might have to move my broken down Olds back into the yard to complete the ensemble.


Comments
on Jan 10, 2005
He he he . . . that rocks. What you really need, though, is a toilet or bathtub in the front yard. I'm sure you can ask around for one of those. When I was growing up we had a broken washing machine in the front yard for a while, but that's really for advanced level rednecks only.
on Jan 10, 2005
If you dont have a pickup truck, on Blocks, with no tires, you are not becoming a redneck!
on Jan 11, 2005

Texas,

We're working on that. Gonna haul over a couple washers to work on later in the week.

Dr. Guy,

The key here is "becoming", not full fledged. If you would donate said truck to the cause, I'd be much obliged.