The journey from there to here
Published on January 7, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

Houston, Texas was named the fattest city in a story released on Reuters (story below). Methinks, given Heather's information on the 6 minute breakdown rule (see iamheather's article "Houston Towed"), that the city council is merely trying to improve that image by creating an underground sport of "the 6 minute tire and gas change".

Maybe they're not so bad after all.

 

And the Fattest City Is...


Fri Jan 7, 9:56 AM ET
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HOUSTON (Reuters) - Houston tops a U.S. magazine's annual fattest cities list for the fourth time in five years, with four other Texas cities waddling into the top 25.

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Fast food restaurants -- Houston has twice the national per capita average -- are partly to blame for the dishonor, Men's Fitness editor-in-chief Neal Boulton said.

"Americans ... work long hours, don't take vacations, and when you're faced with the worst nutritional choices, you indulge in those," he said.

High humidity, poor air quality and some of the nation's longest commute times also helped Texas' most populous city unseat Detroit, the 2004 heavyweight champion, the magazine said.

Houston Mayor Bill White, who has worked with a major grocer to promote healthy food and the city's public schools superintendent to improve lunch menus, called the survey "mostly voodoo and fraud."

"On the other hand, it calls attention to real issues the mayor is trying to address," his spokesman, Frank Michel, said.

The magazine said it looked at factors such as the number and types of restaurants, park space, air quality, weather and the number of health clubs.

Philadelphia, Detroit, Memphis, Tennessee, and Chicago followed Houston on the seventh edition of the fat list. Texas cities Dallas, San Antonio, Fort Worth and El Paso were in the top 14, which Boulton said was no surprise.

"It's pure big indulgence, just living big, and that's part of the culture," said Boulton.

Seattle ranked as the fittest city, followed by Honolulu, Hawaii, Colorado Springs, Colorado, San Francisco and Denver.

Austin was the only Texas city on the fit list. The state capital ranked 19th out of 25.


Comments
on Jan 07, 2005
To quote the noted philosopher Homer J. Simpson...






"WOOHOO!! In your FACE Milwaukee!"

Sorry Gid, i had to do it.
on Jan 07, 2005

thatoneguy,

yeah, I was gonna end it with "In your FACE, Springfield!", but I wasn't sure if everyone would get it without a Homer pic that I was too lazy to scare up (psst! Wanna scare up a Homer pic for me?)

on Jan 07, 2005

Houston, Texas was named the fattest city in a story released on Reuters (story below). Methinks, given Heather's information on the 6 minute breakdown rule (see iamheather's article "Houston Towed"), that the city council is merely trying to improve that image by creating an underground sport of "the 6 minute tire and gas change".

Damn Gideon!  You stole my punch line!  I saw your title and I was going to link the 2!

By the modern definition of science tho, does that mean if I move to Seattle, I will get thinner?

on Jan 07, 2005

You should rent "Supersize" me at blockbuster near you. (I mean, you know, in Amarillo, lol) Texas has 5 of the top 10 fatest cities in America.  It's a very intertaining documentary. 

Trinitie

on Jan 07, 2005

Well, if I gotta go to Amarillo to rent the video, I might as well BUY the dang thing...lol.


But seriously, I'm trying to start up a library in town (and meeting expected flack)...maybe I'll have to put it on the 'buy' list for videos.

on Jan 07, 2005

Houston has unfortunately had the honor of receiving this infamous reward for many years in a row. Last year, we lost the title, but I see that Houstonians indulged their way back to the top.

I am going to create a new home workout video that practices all the motions needed to change a tire in 6 min. Kill two birds with one stone....



on Jan 07, 2005

It's not a buyer.

Trinitie

on Jan 10, 2005

lol, heather...great idea.

 

on Jan 11, 2005
It's all the yummy Mexican food in Texas. I mean who can resist it? Not me but I don't supersize it - lol!
on Jan 11, 2005

Loca,

That plus the fact that every gas station in Texas sells deep fried burritos and one is pretty much taken by their scent once one walks in the door