I always chuckle when I get the same stupid spam emails repeated with the same pretense; that there are folks out there with millions of dollars waiting to just hand it over to any one of the 200 they put on the mass email list for that particular email. It adds an extra degree of hilarity for me, though, when they appeal to me as a Christian.
Following is the text of my latest "offer". I thought I'd put it out there for your collective amusement.
Dear Beloved in Christ,
Compliment of the season
I am elder John Mike of Baptist Church London
Endeavor to use it for the purpose it meant for, with warm hearts I
offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets you
in good time. It will be surprising to you to receive this Letter from
me since you do not know me personally. However, I am sincerely seeking
for a faithful person.
I married to late Mrs. Julianne Mike who perished with my family in a
plane crash (Korean Air Flight 801) with the whole passengers aboard on
August 6,since t 1997,since than I have been sick, Recently my doctor
told me that it would take the grace of GOD for me to live one year more
due to my illness (cancer) Though what disturbs me mostly is one of my
legs is out of use for now, Having known my condition i decided to
donate this funds to a church or still a Christian individual that will use
this to fund to churches, orphanages and widows and also propagating
the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The bible made us to understand that blessed are the hands that grivet.
I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit
the money
Now I am looking for Godly person who has fear of God to utilize this
money as I wish to do in good faith,
This money is sum of £ 4.000.000.00 (Four Million pound), which I
deposited with Standard Bank here in London.
You are request to apply immediately for the remittance,
(1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Profession, age and marital status. And address.
As soon as this information are received, than I will forward it to
the Standard Bank .
Best regard
Elder John Mike
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