Maybe I Could become a human ad?

Published on September 15, 2004 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

OK, I know people have tried this, but I'm not sure of their success.

Maybe in my quest for employment, I could become a human ad. Having access to Vegas, I could spend my day walking up and down the strip with someone's corporate logo emblazoned on every piece of clothing that I have. I could walk up and down Fremont street after dark, hit the strip during the day, and even make myself prominently visible amidst any crowds that draw massive media attention (John Kerry IS speaking in Vegas tomorrow, after all...lol).

It would be just another shameless manipulation to get money, but then....what job isn't?

So, any multimillionaires out there want to take me up on the offer? LOL

Comments

ShoZan

on Sep 16, 2004

Hey, I thought I saw something like that were Bald Guys were giving up portions of their head for ad space.

Janders

on Sep 16, 2004

Hmmmm.. Maybe you should sell yourself to sir Peter... he is a billionare isn't he

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