Ok, I think I have found a winner here.
My newest, greatest reality show idea ever is a show called "Who Gets the Krispy Kremes?" The participants will be, among others, Michael Moore, Roger Ebert, Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell.
The concept is this: each will be placed in front of preselected audiences and see who they can piss off the worst (examples, Michael Moore in front of the young Republicans, Rosie O'Donnell in front of the 700 Club studio audience). There will also be physical challenges (such as the 100-meter waddle). At the end of each show, the contestant with the most points gets a box of Krispy Kremes. The other contestants are force fed health foods with calorie boosting supplements designed to maintain their girth throughout the season. At the end of the season, the winning contestant will win a Krispy Kreme franchise of their very own.
So, whaddya think? Do I have a winner here or what?