Now, I'm not one to rub someone's face in it, but...
Here I am, sitting on a dialup connection, first in line for the news that the Dolphins acquired Lamar Gordon. Since the Dolphins have been without a running back ever since Ricky Williams chose pot over pigskin (those dreads shoulda been the tipoff), and since Gordon was a more than capable backup to Marshall Faulk last year (and even earned a promotion to starting FB), I am very happy with this selection, and will enjoy the wailing and gnashing of teeth that will result when Gordon puts up a pro bowl season.
Bow to the king!!!!