OK,
So in my quest for gainful employment I am not turning anything down, and there was a listing for a handyman/security at one of the local brothels. I decided to go check it out.
While there, I was invited to take a tour of the facilities with one of the ladies. I was very impressed with a rather high class facility...it was every bit as nice as the finer hotels in Vegas (although one certainly pays for the use of the facilities...Private bungalows with the ladies rent out starting a $3k/night...rooms and hourly rates are, of course, cheaper).
We checked out the two jacuzzi rooms (sex isn't allowed in those rooms...they're a place to unwind), then the "bubble" room (where sexual activity is allowed...they sanitize everything between guests). Then came the interesting room...the bondage room. Basically a nicely decorated dungeon complete with shackles and all the comforts of a sado-masochist's home. Oh, yeah, and a stripper pole and a small stage.
All in all it was an interesting tour, and I wouldn't mind working there to get a better understanding of this much misunderstood profession.
signing off,
Gideon MacLeish