Well, Las Vegas' most infamous current resident, John Wayne Bobbit is currently in jail on a domestic violence charge. He was, of course, convicted of domestic violence in an earlier relationship, which came some time after the infamous "Bobbitizing" of his genitalia by ex wife, Lorena, whose defense was that she had been abused by Bobbit. Frankly, given his history since the incident, I'm thinking Lorena should have Osterized the damn thing.
Anyway, Bobbit is claiming that the charges against him are false and that he was set up, while his girlfriend claims that she has been living a nightmare these past three years. At any rate, I stand among the people wishing that Bobbit would take his 15 minutes and leave. I remain hopeful that we get some stupid celebrity marriage again to bump Bobbit out of the news.
Problem is, Brittney's already remarried, so she's no candidate...
signing off,
Gideon MacLeish