Favorite Words that Sound Dirty but Aren't

Published on August 20, 2004 By Gideon MacLeish In Misc

ok, folks. Here's a topic for you. What are your favorite words that sound dirty but actually are not? Here are my submissions:

*rectify

*masticate

*thespian

*Lake Titticaca

ok, now...let's hear yours

signing off,

Gideon MacLeish

Comments (Page 2)

Spc Nobody Special

on Aug 21, 2004

Not as funny as the Korean class with a student who suffered a korean pronunciation of Miss Honey.......
we laughed long time G.I.

Texas Wahine

on Aug 21, 2004

we laughed long time G.I.

!!!

Spc Nobody Special

on Aug 21, 2004

Oh, and I couldn't remember the other navy girl.....Seaman Guzzler.....I shit you not....
I never knew two people more happy to make petty officer.

chiprj

on Aug 21, 2004

Favorite rank in the navy....seaman, once knew a Seaman Stain.....what was he thinking when he joined

I once met a female Sailor named Seaman Hole.

and another army term, female privates

At Goodfellow, we had to have a new motto at every formation. My very first day, we said, 'All your male Privates are shaved, Drill Sergeant!' We got him to laugh for that one and to my amazement, he dropped and did pushups until the platoon told him to recover (somewhere around ten when he started counting a little louder). We also hit him in front of the battalion commander with, 'If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse, Drill Sergeant?' We weren't allowed to do mottos at battalion formations after that.

Not exactly words that sound dirty and aren't, but still close to topic.

Spc Nobody Special

on Aug 21, 2004

Here are my submissions:

that sounds dirty enough to me......

oh yeah, and emissions....

Gideon MacLeish

on Aug 21, 2004

Oh, and I couldn't remember the other navy girl.....Seaman Guzzler

Oh, my goodness....why'd she put herself through that? lol

Texas Wahine

on Aug 21, 2004

Gideon . . . are you mad at me?

Gideon MacLeish

on Aug 21, 2004

No, Texas, I'm sorry....just spacing out some of my replies to keep the article afloat, and I missed yours....has been a busy day.

I saw the but on fuddruckers...hehehe

Texas Wahine

on Aug 21, 2004

Gotcha . . .

I thought I might have done something to make you angry . . . I can be good at that sometimes. I'm glad I still exist to you!

Gideon MacLeish

on Aug 21, 2004

nnaaaah, texas

...I've just finally gotten some replies on my more "meaty" pieces, and have been spending more time there. Because the lighter pieces like this take less time to respond to, I kinda glossed over it and didn't look back over my previous replies. My bad.

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