OK, these are originally lyrics to a Clash song, but I thought I'd put 'em in a blog. My memory of the lyrics may not be exact, but it's still a damn cool song....lol
"Know your rights....all three of 'em
Number One:
You have the right not to be killed.
Murder is a crime
Unless it is done
By a policeman
Number two:
You have the right to free speech
As long as
You're not dumb enough to actually try it
Number three
You have the right to food money
Provided of course,
You don't mind a little
Investigation
Humiliation
And, if you cross your fingers,
Rehabilitation
Know your rights
These are your rights
All three of 'em
ALL THREE OF 'EM"