OK, folks, in the words of Dave Barry, I swear I am not making this up.
Members of Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, England were quite surprised when a rabbit burst out of a pile of rubbish they had been burning and bolted, aflame, into their equipment shed, lighting the shed on fire and destroying equipment worth 60,000 pounds ($110,000).
Firefighters arrived on the scene to extinguish the blaze and found the rabbit's skeleton inside the destroyed shed.
signing off,
Gideon MacLeish