The journey from there to here

Imagine, if you will, that you are a mechanic. A customer calls you and reports that they have a blown head gasket. They ask you if you would stay on the line while they get their tools and talk them through the procedure to repair their car over the phone.

Unlikely scenario, you say? Nope. It happens to tech support. Every. Single. Day.

I work for an ISP and our tech support covers the connection. We do have PC Repair services, however, and we do make a concerted effort to provide the best support we can. But our support does not, cannot extend to free PC Repair over the phone, for several reasons, not the least of which is that it ties up the phones so that customers who need our services stay on hold while we try to perform the impossible.

And when we post concerns about the demands placed on tech support on forums, we will be accused of being uncaring and unfeeling, and will be told we're not doing our jobs. It's not about not doing our jobs, it's about not going over and above to the extent that is humanly possible.

Suppose we did attempt to fix the computer over the phone as the customer demands. What happens, then, when the customer inevitably screw up? Yup, you guessed it. We'll be the ones to blame.

Despite what some people think, PC Repair is a specialized field. As specialized as plumbing, electrical work, and many other fields. And it's not a field where we can convey all of our expertise over the phone. And certainly not for free. Sure. we'll help as much as we need to, and even beyond. But there's a certain point where phone tech support ends and PC Repair begins.


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on Apr 29, 2010

TCores

Hah! I love the Dilbert comic about this. Someone asks Dilbert to fix his computer because he's a nerd and must like doing that kind of stuff. Dilbert says sure, and asks him what time he'd like to come over to clean his gutters, because as a gardener, he must like cleaning up around the yard.

The man is flabbergasted.

I missed that one!  Hmmm......gives me an idea for the next time it happens.

on Apr 29, 2010

TCores

Working in construction , I have had similiar experiences with ALL OF YOU. Get off your high horse and realize that your not smarter than everyone else. Your just better at what you do than others. For crying out loud you work in SUPPORT. So SUPPORT!


 

Some IT support people I have spoken with have this incredible arrogance. They really think that everyone around them is a bumbling idiot, and make fun of the people they support. They endlessly recycle the story about the person who called in about his broken computer only to find out it had been unplugged.  

You usually don't get this with upper level support for things like a support contract with Redhat, but sometimes you do. I'm sorry, but if the config file is spitting up an error that makes no sense, I do not have time to read a hundred pages of documentation to become an expert in configuring this machine. In fact, you should be grateful that I do not have the time, because if I did, you would not have a job!

really? I've had my fair share of god complex people calling me for IT support. If you think you know more than me , fix your own damn computer.

on Apr 29, 2010

Hey Bug...mine too! You forget me again?   

on Apr 30, 2010

I have frequent run-ins with support. Eventually they admit they are wrong and agree with me...

on Apr 30, 2010

Personally, I'm absolutly SICK of hearing 'I know just enough about computers to be dangerous.'

It's not funny or clever. Ugh.

Edit: Ok, my favorite:

Me: Alright, we're going to go ahead and boot the system into Safe Mode. We're going to turn the system back on, and immedietly after hitting the power button, tap the F8 key over and over at a frequency of about (repeating F8 at a frequency). Let me know when you see Advanced Boot Options

I figured that was pretty clear.

...

2 minutes go by and it is silent.

Me: So how are we doing, sir?

Idiot: The screen is still black.

At this point, I'm thinking he might have a hardware issue and I might toss him over to his system's manufacturer. But...

Me: Did you hit the Power Button yet?

Idiot: I thought you were going to.

I've never stammered in 5 years of Tech Support. I did this day.

on Apr 30, 2010

Well, you did say "we're" so what did you expect?

on May 01, 2010

Me: Did you hit the Power Button yet?

Idiot: I thought you were going to.

Hehe!!!  That reminds me of the extremely naive and rather simple newlyweds.  Knowing absolutely nothing about babies and where they come from, they went to their doctor to have it explained to them.  No matter how the doc explained it to them, including stick figure diagrams, they still didn't get it.  In the end the doc is so flabbergasted that he gets the woman to undress and lay on the table while he gives them a physical demonstration

When he was done he asked then if they had gotten the idea.  "Yes doctor, when we're ready to start a family we'll know exactly what to do."

About six months later they come in again and the wife strips off and gets up on the table.  The doctor, dumbfounded, asks: "What the heck are you doing?"

"Well we're ready to start that family now." came the reply.

on May 01, 2010

starkers

Me: Did you hit the Power Button yet?

Idiot: I thought you were going to.


Hehe!!!  That reminds me of the extremely naive and rather simple newlyweds.  Knowing absolutely nothing about babies and where they come from, they went to their doctor to have it explained to them.  No matter how the doc explained it to them, including stick figure diagrams, they still didn't get it.  In the end the doc is so flabbergasted that he gets the woman to undress and lay on the table while he gives them a physical demonstration

When he was done he asked then if they had gotten the idea.  "Yes doctor, when we're ready to start a family we'll know exactly what to do."

About six months later they come in again and the wife strips off and gets up on the table.  The doctor, dumbfounded, asks: "What the heck are you doing?"

"Well we're ready to start that family now." came the reply.

I saw a movie that kinda went that way onc-oh wait!

on May 01, 2010

Porn doesn't really count as a movie, does it?

on May 01, 2010

I've never stammered in 5 years of Tech Support. I did this day.

you were lucky.

on May 02, 2010

Porn doesn't really count as a movie, does it?

Yup, the naughty version of Cinderella had a plot and told a story at the same time... so I'd call that a movie.

on May 02, 2010

*sigh

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