Cap'n starkers, we need your help. We have commandeered a vessel on the high seas and hogtied the cap'n, who, by all reports, was stoned out of 'is ever lovin' mind. We've stowed a goodly quantity of Jamaica's finest rum aboard and we be awaitin' yer orders.<br><br>

 https://forums.joeuser.com/?aid=151910#1203979<br><br> We'll send the wenches below deck when you arrive wit' our orders. We be awaitin' yer able command!