In keeping with the wishes of the yard nazis, we've been working hard on our yard. Our yard looks better than 90% of the yards in town now, but it is entirely possible that will not be enough.

But the problem is, the illegals.

See, we have an illegal immigrant problem on our property. As quick as we clear them away, they're back, in ever increasing numbers.

We live on a hill, and these illegals invade, crossing our border with reckless abandon. And nothing we can do will keep them out.

We've taken to destroying them on site.

They go by the name of "tumbleweeds", and they are most definitely unwelcome!