OK, it's been far too long since my last celebrity points whoring article. Time to pounce back on the bandwagon. Besides, it's 4:30 AM and I don't have a PC repair job in the queue.

In a move that was as far from the wisdom of Solomon, Brittney Spears and her ex husband (OK, I hate abbreviating his name...but as few letters spent renaming this backup singer turned high profile gold digger as possible, the better) are going to share custody of their two children.

I'm thinking having a lottery, or better yet, a reality show ("Who wants to be the guardian of K-Fed's seed?") would be a wiser solution. But, since Hollywood never gives us what we want, I guess we'll have to settle between the tabloid battle between Brittney and her celebrity man-whore.

Why do I care enough to write this? Because I needed a break from serious stuff (besides, it IS 4:30 AM and there are no PC repair jobs in the queue).