(With apologies to Janis):
"Oh George, woncha buy me a Mercedes Benz
The rich all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I bummed all I can off my family and friends
So, George woncha buy me a Mercedes Benz"
"Oh, George woncha buy me an HDTV
This ol' Sanyo set just ain't doin' it for me,
If the picture were clearer I think I'd be free
So, George, woncha buy me an HDTV?"
"Oh, George, woncha buy me my next whiskey round
My life is so rotten, my sorrows I must drown
And I'd make it with a government sponsored night on the town
So, George, woncha buy me my next whiskey round?"