(Channeling Col. Gollum):
An illegal alien is approaching our border. And the Bush regime is of course refusing to secure our borders, as it has for so long.
When this sinister Ernesto hits, it will be BUSH'S FAULT for refusing to stop this illegal alien at the border. Every death, every ruined home, will be BUSH'S Fault, and he better be prepared to pony up the dough from all the money he's stolen in Iraqi oil with the secret pumps that brother Neil is operating just outside of Bagdad. How many more Americans must die before we stop these illegals?