On July 6, Sylvester Stallone became eligible for AARP membership. On December 22, he will release his sixth "Rocky" movie in as many decades of life as he has accumulated on this rock.
Yup, in the upcoming "Rocky Balboa", he will play the monosyllabic wonder we've all come to know and love once again in his return to the ring at an age that would make even George Foreman wince. Suspension of disbelief has hit an all time high as this aging actor, too old for most action movie roles and too young for a redux of "On Golden Pond" steps into the ring once again to reprise the role that the city of Philadelphia has lovingly embraced for 30 years.
No word yet on whether Balboa's teeth will fall out when he spits into the spit bucket between rounds.