"I talk to the trees
But they don't listen to me..."

So, Darryl Hannah was caught up a tree (my take on that is different than you'd actually think...but you'll have to go to my blogspot site to check it out. I couldn't post it to JU when I wrote it so I posted to blogspot, and I try to wait a couple days before syndication). This makes the second celebrity tree climbing incident that has made headline news in the last couple of months (the first being Keith Richards, leading one to ask the question as to what Keith was doing up the tree in the first place...but then one remembers that Keith was most likely not in a coherent state at the time, and that the tree might be a more reliable source of THAT information...but I digress).

The thing is, has anyone bothered to think what the TREES feel in these matters? In the case of Richards, it appears the tree wasn't too enthused, as it expelled him with the same force as he has so often expelled the previous night's refreshments. I mean, these trees are essentially headline news because, for a few brief moments, they were perches for celebrity asses. Look for splinters, leaves, and other tree related memorabilia to appear on eBay shortly.

I think there's a silent conspiracy going on, personally. These trees are slowly, but surely taking over. In a few years, what are we to expect? Ents parading down Rodeo Drive? The trees have been silent so far, but it appears no more! The great Tree Revolution has begun!