With apologies to Cheap Trick, here's my comments on the current CSPI suit against KFC (for more info, see terpfan's blog):

The food police, say "don't you eat that white bread".
The food police, say "trans fats will knock you dead".
The food police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no.

You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors aint nice.
And when I open my fridge I dont think Ill survive the night, the night.

cause theyre waiting for me.
Theyre looking for me.
Evry single night theyre driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The food police, say "don't you eat that white bread.
(don't you eat that white bread.)
The food police, say "trans fats will knock you dead".
(trans fats will knock you dead.)
The food police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no.

Well, I cant tell lies, cause theyre listening to me.
And when I open my fridge, bet theyre spying on me tonight, tonight.

cause theyre waiting for me.
Theyre looking for me.
Evry single night theyre driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

I try to eat, theyre wide awake, they wont leave me alone.
They dont get paid to take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they wont let me alone.
They persecute me, theyre the judge and jury all in one.

cause theyre waiting for me.
Theyre looking for me.
Evry single night theyre driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The food police, say "don't you eat that white bread".
The food police, say "trans fats will knock you dead".
The food police, theyre coming to arrest me.