The journey from there to here
He was the "Great American Hype"; the skiier who would claim four US Olympic gold medals and come back to claim his picture on the box of an ever popular General Mills cereal associated with Olympic champions since the days of Bruce Jenner.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the Olympics. Somewhere along the line, the skier Bode Miller traded places with the spoiled Ivy League fratboy, and Olympic dreams were derailed. He bragged before the Olympics about hitting the slopes wasted, and apparently used that as his strategy for success coming into Turin. When he arrived, he didn't look up the number of the local ski lodge, but rather, of the local Italian pub. Shots mattered more than slopes to Miller.

This was the most overhyped, underrealized Winter Olympics in US history. Anton Ohno proved his inability to win consistently without a judge's decision, Sasha Cohen snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in a rather underwhelming long program, and besides the much heralded ice dancing (umm, it's ICE DANCING...do I really need to elaborate on the ridiculousness of this "sport"; the winter Olympics equivalent of synchronized swimming?) and curling (one of only two professional sports, bowling being the other, where drinking while performing can actually ENHANCE your performance), US athletes consistently failed to live up to their potential. While there was a share of the "agony of defeat" borne out by actual physical injuries, it was mental errors, not physical limitations, that halted the dream of this crew. Bode Miller simply personified the mental failures that accompanied his colleagues.

But the good news about the Winter Olympics is, we only care when you win. If you lose, it's no mark against you; we've come to expect it. So the few Olympic "heroes" who will come home (expect ticker tape for the ice dancing heroes; expect me to be hospitalized with hypoxia for laughing at it) will get their due on the morning talk show circuit; the busts will disappear into obscurity and the occasional chapstick commercial.
Comments
on Feb 27, 2006
For the most part, I agree. I still enjoyed watching the Olympics, but there just weren't many stories that stick with you after the show. But I do disagree vehemently with you on the following.

(umm, it's ICE DANCING...do I really need to elaborate on the ridiculousness of this "sport"; the winter Olympics equivalent of synchronized swimming?)


Actually, ballroom dancing of the intensity they do during ice dancing is incredibly intense, in terms of cardiovascular fitness required. Take that level of ballroom dancing and put it on ice and I have plenty of respect for them. In fact, the level of fitness and skill required in this sport is quite a bit more than a bunch of other sports that have been in the olympics for years.

on Feb 28, 2006

Actually, ballroom dancing of the intensity they do during ice dancing is incredibly intense, in terms of cardiovascular fitness required. Take that level of ballroom dancing and put it on ice and I have plenty of respect for them. In fact, the level of fitness and skill required in this sport is quite a bit more than a bunch of other sports that have been in the olympics for years.

I'll have to defer to an article by a sports columnist on this one. I won't say ice dancers aren't athletes; they most certainly are. But I find a growing distaste for sports that use subjective criteria for success rather than objective criteria, such as a score or a clock. It doesn't make the participants any less athletes, it just makes the sport more vulnerable to politics than to performance.

And by the way, the synchronized swimming analogy was carefully thought out. Synchronized swimmers are also incredible athletes.

on Feb 28, 2006
I did synchronized swimming in school and I loved it. I definately wasn't Olympic caliber though.

I just have a problem with sports that the judging seems so subjective. I mean in speed skating or hockey, there is a decisive winner. Figure skating etc. not so much.

I do think their were a few good stories out of the olympics. There was that one guy who donated his winnings to charity. And though US hockey didn't do great, my favorite player, Teemu Selanne won a Silver.
on Feb 28, 2006
But I find a growing distaste for sports that use subjective criteria for success rather than objective criteria, such as a score or a clock. It doesn't make the participants any less athletes, it just makes the sport more vulnerable to politics than to performance.
And by the way, the synchronized swimming analogy was carefully thought out. Synchronized swimmers are also incredible athletes


That I can understand (and I agree, synchronized swimmers are amazing athletes).

If that is your gripe then, I found it odd to single out ice dancing, as there are other subjective events.
on Feb 28, 2006
Sorry Gideon, but EVERY winter Olympics is overhyped.  I dont see this one as the most, just one of many.
on Mar 01, 2006
If that is your gripe then, I found it odd to single out ice dancing, as there are other subjective events.


THAT part was entirely tongue in cheek, actually, Blue. Thanks to Tonya Harding and Brian Boitano (to understand the Brian Boitano reference, watch the South Park movie), I know better than to go after figure skating, though!
on Mar 01, 2006
Sorry Gideon, but EVERY winter Olympics is overhyped. I dont see this one as the most, just one of many.


Yeah, but, in the US, prior to SLC, the theme of the marketing was "we suck, but watch it anyway. Anything can happen; remember the US Hockey Team?" Since SLC, though, it changed to "we RULE the ice and snow!"

I prefer "we suck but watch it anyway".
on Mar 01, 2006
THAT part was entirely tongue in cheek, actually, Blue. Thanks to Tonya Harding and Brian Boitano (to understand the Brian Boitano reference, watch the South Park movie), I know better than to go after figure skating, though!


Bah, my "tongue-in-cheek" meter must need recalibration, just like my parody meter. I feel I am missing so much of that sort of stuff lately.