Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon!

Published on April 27, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

For the uninitiated, please note the forum category before criticizing!

Welcome to Gideon's Points-whore-a-thon to benefit Gideon MacLeish, once a top JoeUser blogger! Gideon has been suffering a points drought due to his inability to post at all hours (the library wouldn't let me in at 3 AM, sorry), and his inability to upload good points whoring materials on the library computer. He has been scooped on major news stories that generally fall within his domain and is falling into the abyss reserved for paranoid bloggers, MLM'ers or Jerry Falwell's retarded stepbrother.

Here's how you can help! Write your own comment about everything, anything or nothing in the comments section! There is NO SUCH THING as a thread hijack on this site; anything goes. I will do my part by making random comments to start such as Olsen Twins and Jude law threesomes, and encouraging you to do the same; anything that will bring mad referrals!

we now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging! LOL

Comments (Page 9)

121

NJforever

on Apr 29, 2005

Wish

Cat

Played

Jazz

Piano

Don't we all?

122

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 29, 2005

Piano

123

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 29, 2005

Better

on Apr 29, 2005

on Apr 29, 2005

2:00

on Apr 29, 2005

on Apr 29, 2005

on Apr 29, 2005

Don't we all?

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too soon! (happy 5....no, 10, no, elevnty eight billion points gid!)

129

NJforever

on Apr 29, 2005

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too soon! (happy 5....no, 10, no, elevnty eight billion points gid!)

Haha, sorry. But my statement stands: Don't we all?

I lost track of all the points I've given you Gid....but I hope it helps you out some (I know it's helping me...about to hit 5,000 points!).

130

ParaTed2k

on Apr 29, 2005

No Gideon, I refuse to take part in your points whoring. Give you 5 points for absolutely nothing? How dare you sit there in your library with a sign that says "will whore for points" hanging from your neck!!

I'm outraged
I'm incensed
I... um... er.. (blush) guess I just dropped a Fiver in your cup. ;~D

131

Gene Nash

on Apr 30, 2005

Psst...I heard Fred Hareis' wife has nipples the size of dinner plates!

Speaking of which... did you see the unexpurgated pics of Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction?

Maybe I should start a thread... "comment here and I'll send you a copy of Tara's humongous nips."

132

Gene Nash

on Apr 30, 2005

Or maybe I should just give away a recipe book. Is that too shameless?

I'm desperate.

1287 thirty-day points and falling.

133

Gene Nash

on Apr 30, 2005

Q: What did the rooster say to the chicken?

A: Cluck cluck.

134

Gene Nash

on Apr 30, 2005

Ugh, I'm too dizzy. (And not in the pleasant "Dizzy Dame" sense -- and what is the male equivalent of that anyway? "Ditzy Dude"?? Anyway...) And I have to go take another one of those godawful horse pills.

So, anyway, while I was passed out on the couch last night, I couldn't drag myself to the kitchen to give the cat his late night feeding. He decided to feed himself and ripped a nice large hole in the new bag of catfood. It's not like he didn't have food in his bowl, but he expects to get extra everytime he walks over there.

Dumb spoiled critter.

Hmmm, maybe I should be writing these all out as blog articles... that's 15 points each... all for me.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

135

latour999

on Apr 30, 2005

I feel it is my duty to help out Gideon in his time of need.

hehehehe...Doody

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