Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon!

Published on April 27, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Humor

For the uninitiated, please note the forum category before criticizing!

Welcome to Gideon's Points-whore-a-thon to benefit Gideon MacLeish, once a top JoeUser blogger! Gideon has been suffering a points drought due to his inability to post at all hours (the library wouldn't let me in at 3 AM, sorry), and his inability to upload good points whoring materials on the library computer. He has been scooped on major news stories that generally fall within his domain and is falling into the abyss reserved for paranoid bloggers, MLM'ers or Jerry Falwell's retarded stepbrother.

Here's how you can help! Write your own comment about everything, anything or nothing in the comments section! There is NO SUCH THING as a thread hijack on this site; anything goes. I will do my part by making random comments to start such as Olsen Twins and Jude law threesomes, and encouraging you to do the same; anything that will bring mad referrals!

we now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging! LOL

Comments (Page 5)

TheFazz

on Apr 27, 2005

Damn Forums and 2 pages! Ok, blog on!

I know, I always

TheFazz

on Apr 27, 2005

think I've missed something on two page blog comments.

Texas Wahine

on Apr 27, 2005

You naughty whore, you...

Texas Wahine

on Apr 27, 2005

Oh, and while I'm here, I'll tell you about the weird dream I had last night.

I dreamed that I was living in the church parsonage (I think you'll know what house I'm talking about), but it was Laci Peterson's house (how, I don't know). Anyway, so I go to the bathroom to put my contacts in, and the sink opens up, and this baby shark jumps out. He's cut in half, but his toothed half is trying to bite me. I scream and try to get away, and while I'm attempting to get out of the bathroom, an octopus and other small, translucent (why they're translucent, I don't know) sea creatures are jumping out of the hole in the sink. Finally I get away. I run and tell my dad, and he comes in with a bucket full of water containing the sea creatures.

It was scary.

Then later I was learning to play the guitar. When I just messed around I played really well, but then when I started looking at the notes and trying to really learn how to play, I completely sucked. I was playing a Red Hot Chili Peppers song, but I don't remember which one.

Bizarre, no?

Texas Wahine

on Apr 27, 2005

Oh, and here's something else...

We're getting low on groceries, and I can't decide whether we should have Hamburger Helper (or for me, just Helper) or maybe potato soup...or if we should go to the grocery store. I mean, I need contact solution and mouth wash and shampoo, so we should probably go, right? But then again, I don't feel good today, and I think Adrian's going to be tired when he gets home. We could just order pizza. At least we still have sodas. But then what will I do about my contacts?

Texas Wahine

on Apr 27, 2005

There's more where that came from...I'm home all day with a four year old...I can keep talking...

GrooveDygger

on Apr 27, 2005

This thread is obviously a YANKEY IMPERIALIST tactic to divert attention from the 0.1% DROP IN NEW HOUSING STARTS IN THE THIRD QUARTER under the NAZI BUSH REGIME!!!!!!

Dr Guy

on Apr 28, 2005

This thread is obviously a YANKEY IMPERIALIST tactic to divert attention from the 0.1% DROP IN NEW HOUSING STARTS IN THE THIRD QUARTER under the NAZI BUSH REGIME!!!!!!

You do that well. Are you are real liberal or just a student of the left?

BlueDev

on Apr 28, 2005

Glad to see it doing well Gideon. Whore on brother. Whore on.

TheFazz

on Apr 28, 2005

Oh, Texas, running out of contact solution really sucks. I suggest you get to the store immediately!

Nebraskawoman

on Apr 28, 2005

Whore away, Gid!
You know what? My keyboard is broken. Thank God XP has this annoying little on-screen thing.

Nebraskawoman

on Apr 28, 2005

I hope this helps, Gid.

latour999

on Apr 28, 2005

Here are your points, and now for some incoherent ramblings....

Asscroft and Gonzales are out to get me...Senator McCarthy has been brought back from the dead and will kill everyone he thinks is a Communist...which means me!...Prime Minister Stephen Harper!...That scares me!...legalize pot!...vodka is good!...organized religion blows...remember 9/11 1973...workers of the world, unite!...proletariat...must kill Bush...must kill Bush...kill Stephen Harper...these are not the droids you are looking for...kill moe...kdfkjfohosusfhoihgfilsaregfiusafroivhsfugf...I'm not paranoid if they are really out to get me...DOODY!!!!!

There...I'm still sane...

NJforever

on Apr 28, 2005

There...I'm still sane...

Well, that makes one of us...a couple years ago I lost my sanity, and I haven't found it since. Last I heard, he was running a credit card scam down in Tulsa...

mignuna

on Apr 28, 2005

looks like i picked a good time to stop by

hope you're well, gid ... here, have an insightful and good luck with your quest ! love mig XXX

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