Spongebob is Gay and Other Oddities

Published on January 26, 2005 By Gideon MacLeish In Current Events

Ok, Ok, I give in....Spongebob may be gay.

After reading the 5,943,625th article about Spongebob's queeritude, the Marvin Cooleys of the world have won me over. I am campaigning against cartoons in general. Many of the points I will be addressing in my symposium will be:

Bugs Bunny's promotion of transvestitism.
Anthropomorphic undertones in many cartoons that may promote evolution.
Shaggy's "extremely close" relationship with Scooby, suggesting bestiality.
Discrimination against fat, overbearing brutes in "Popeye"
Promotion of anorexia in women (Olive Oyl) in same.
Unnatural dog/cat comingling in "Ren and Stimpy".

These are but a few of the things I will be addressing, upon superficial examination of atrocities in modern cartoons. It is time the cartoon producers of this world are held responsible for their immoral, abhorrent mindset before their studios are sucked into a giant vaccuum of nothingness and the perpetrators are flogged in the abyss for all eternity! We MUST save humanity from itself!

Or we can sit back and realize they're just CARTOONS! Do the words "willing suspension of disbelief" mean NOTHING to us?

Signing off,

Gideon MacLeish

Comments (Page 2)

Suspeckted

on Jan 28, 2005

Wasn't one of the simpson characters going to "come out?"

msladydeath

on Jan 29, 2005

Have we all forgotten Cat Dog? Making siamise twins look funny?

Or the promotion of child molestation in Lazy Town? (don't ask who said that to me)

What about the animal cruelty on Looney Toons? (what was the name of that little girl that kinda loved animals too much?)

I forgot the rest of what I was going to say, but what can we say about those Boobah's? I'm sure they are instigating some sort of off beat behaviour..... Oh, and one more thing

I LOVE CARTOONS, and LAZY TOWN IS ONE FUN SHOW. My kids can't get enough of it and I think I have seen every episode at least 10 times.

Funny artical

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